Question: With the absence of a moon, could tides be generated by internal stimuli, like geothermal vents or a “hot spot” that causes circulation of the water on a global level? 

But how does Kevin Bacon tie in?

Show me on the Sega Genesis Mini Box where they hurt you.

You could say the lizards time was “my newt” in comparison.

Godspeed

These are also some of the requirements of any would-be callers of my daughter.

Unless you are the neighbor in the alley with a goddamned rooster and 13 hens... You get a free pass if you are that guy.

“chemistry degree” = Bartender College

Hah! 10 points Slytherin!

It’s pronounced “Jeez, U.S.”

amen

Who? The burrito?

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Good job.

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Fifty Shades of Ugg-Ugg

Dilly Dilly!

I think I love you.

I crapped when I read the last line.

Check your math, bud. You didn’t carry the 7.