But how does Kevin Bacon tie in?

Show me on the Sega Genesis Mini Box where they hurt you.

Unless you are the neighbor in the alley with a goddamned rooster and 13 hens... You get a free pass if you are that guy.

“chemistry degree” = Bartender College

It’s pronounced “Jeez, U.S.”

amen

Who? The burrito?

Blue Suede Shoes: The Elvis Story

I think I love you.

I crapped when I read the last line.

Ha!

Why the long fa—-OH MY GOD

PETA has some hardcore motherfuckers in it.

*Slow claps*

I’ll drink to that!

And Busch. Carcasses filled with cans of Busch.

I wanna know what’s in that cooler...

They think by taking ownership of it makes it more palatable. In reality, it shows how far they are removed from reality.

for reference

You don’t know that.