Middle-Aged White Dude here:

This is good Kinja.

Goddamned savages.

Shh, your brains are showing!

TROOF!

Non-D&Der, but i have a love of RPGS based off of D&D. Honestly, i thought beings/people/NPC’s have been gay before? Doesn’t seem to me like this should be a new thing.

Well, for one, he probably is a better cuddeler than anyone she has had before, not to mention he’s a master of pillow talk. He likes dogs, children, and hasn’t raped anyone....

The rabbit.

Eating pizza with no fork? Sad!!

...well played.

And no forthcuming statement from the players is anticipated.

It’s avant garde cuisine, mother-fucker!

Not to mention he is one of the most scariest linebackers in the NFL right now, lol

Thank you! Marsh is a cool dude. And like Marsh, I too suck at Magic, but enjoy playing. :D

Thank you. This needed saying.

That kid is going to be a big mamajamma. Not just tall, either... And soon, he will be an angsty teenager... And possibly, pop his dad in the mouth.

That gaming chair was improperly inflated...clearly.

She’s kinda got this “Sexy Step-Grandma / Forbidden Desire-Having Librarian” thing going on, doesn’t she?

Didn’t you see the vi—- Ooooh, I get it! I didn’t see anything, either! *Wink*

Why aren’t we flooding the Chicken Slaughterhouse Floor Sweepings we call a President’s Twitter with comics like this?!