This is sorta amazing.

I will now try to invent “snot-bubble extreme diving”.

Yeah, but the lizard doesn’t have to go to a dive shop and get fills every time it wants to go diving.

This is a heartwarming story.

Cool.  I hope they died screaming as the lions tore their guts out.

My only problem—-and I’ve said this before—-is that he’s got super-strength. Of course he’s going to beat the hell out of them. He can toss a motorcycle over his head so hard it splits a jeep in two.

yes. the story of a woman kidnapped and held hostage until she is brainwashed to love a man. So endearing. Is it set in Cleveland?

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron

You might also want to find out if you are permitted to keep chickens. In many urban/suburban environments chickens (pets or not) are not allowed.

I’m new to this, but when the little guy falls down, I try to either laugh or cheer because I’m bad at not reacting at all and I do this to not freak him out. This is probably how the guys at Jackass got their start.

When I see a kid fall face-first onto the ground I immediately whoop and cheer and look excited, like they just did a mad trick. 99% of the time, they’re too confused to be upset and just pick up and keep going like nothing happened.

You get all the stars.

Cave Paintings and Chill

Hah! 10 points Slytherin!

Not really, I’m used to people’s tastelessness by now. :)

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

Anime is just part of our world at this point. Maybe it’s time to stop acting surprised that people like it.

Oh, that animal just SUCKS.

Might pan out, but thus far, PROFOUNDLY unimpressed. 2/5 stars.