How young?

“Microorganisms could hitchhike between the two worlds, increasing their chances of surviving a planet-sterilizing event.”

I haven’t used ICQ since 1998 so I have no idea what ICQ is even like these days.

But, how did they synchronize all those epileptics to have seizures at the same time?

Crappy jokes aside, I’d like to take this moment to subtly state the obvious. An HONEST TO GOD NASA FLIGHT DIRECTOR reads and comments on this site!

I felt a great disturbance in the Lore, as if millions of fallout fanboyies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Canadians. Why are Canadians always saving our butts?

I suppose you’re right.

Haha, sucks to be you, Sean.

They don't look great first thing in the morning.

They are Canadians in Canada so I doubt they care what federal authorities think about it. Besides they just saved the symbol of American freedom from certain death - a selfie is a small price to pay for that.

The yuppie is clearly preparing for the future move to the basement universe ;)

ok let’s think on that.

I very much doubt that we, in any form other than as a dead civilization, will exist in 100,000 years much less billions of years in the future.

OMG *dead*

I LOL’ed, HARD.

“Meesa will avenge you, Annie!”

What a stupid looking raccoon.

HEADLINE: Man Gets Historical Face Transplant, Gets More Tinder Matches Than You.

“The government does not classify that as a solid.”