The car is German!

Welcome to Whiterun
such a perfect town
Here we have some rules let us lay them down
Don’t make waves
Stay in line
and we’ll get on just fine

It’s the World of Warcraft of Skyrims.

This, this is fucking impressive.

Yeah, but did you watch it...on weeeeed?

I am really really going to miss Jon. So I am extra glad we get Stephen back next month.

Colbert is a national treasure and I plan to dip him in amber so future scientists can clone him on an island somewhere.

must be his finishing move

Very thoughtful of him to mind the balls.

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

“Hey Clark. What goes good on toast?”

Is it bad that I want to see the video?

Something’s fishy here.

Damage control mod right now. $.49 cents.

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.

Ah man, still too soon.

I'm not joking when I say I thought all of these people were already dead.

I think the crowd would've really fallen for Owen Hart.