Specimans have reached maturity. Initiate RoboJesus.

This is pretty much what I look like coming out of the shower.

Ouch, ooh, ouch, yipe, argh, ahhhhhh.

I thought I was the only person that loved this movie.

FOUR WORDS! VIOLATION! INITIATE HAIR REMOVAL!

First, the Hair. Then the world.

Trump was just the hairpiece host.

One potato.

Join the Timecops: Save your gandpops!

The ship was alive, if briefly.

Multidimensional job applicant? You’re hired! ...somewhere.

Welcome to learning about biological taxonomy, where species are real (but highly argued about) and every other category is maybe-less-real but still just as highly argued about.

I still remember the trick with my 9 times table with my fingers. That one rules.

BAHAHAHA! At last our war on entry level jobs will be complete! Next, we shall automate blog comment sections.... oh wait... um.....

Playing Magic the Gathering in 1994. In a tournament (my flying Black/White deck really appealed to my jaded-by-12-years-of-catholic-school sensibilities.) Kid across for me attempts to explain that his cards are too valuable to play with and shows he that he’s photocopied each one and glued the copy to Atogs (this…

When I was 12, I had been playing D&D for a few months. I really got into world-building and wanted to be a DM. I started creating my own world, complete with multiple maps, cultures, cities (each with their own map layouts with locations of dungeons) and multiple maps of dungeons. I had created my own races, each…

What a twist!

Martian 2: The Embiggening

Maybe this will help.