That send is known as the "Wendell Kim".

Any league that has a team called “Real Salt Lake” can have no expectation of being taken seriously. 

This is a 100% correct take. This tweet is an unimpeachable reason to burn Twitter, the internet and humanity in general to the ground.

RE: velodrome starts. Drew, please get on a bicycle and try to go from literally standing on the ground to balance the damn thing to 50mph. There Will Be Wobbling. Basically every mass-start would turn into a massive pile up in a fraction of a second. And while that would be very entertaining, it probably isn’t quite…

Dit Clapper would have been an upgrade on Marco Sturm

There is not a single damn person who knows anything about hockey and is also sane (OK, that excludes a lot of hockey folk) who would consider Joe a failure if he calls it a career as and when this Sha-arks team bites it. As a fan of an opponent I can remember loathing him for his somewhat ah..’wayward’ elbows and…

and the NBA will definitely be gone.... (Jon Bois gets into the Dark Era a wee bit in this video. It’s also a hoot)

“He gotta be in the playoffs to be excited”

Yes you can. Fuck right off.

speaking as someone whose Internal Spoonerism Generator apparently kicked in when I turned 40 (along with advanced Dad Joke Syndrome), I artily hagree.

Wasn’t Thad Bingel an A-Wing pilot in one of the Star Wars novels?

Crackers yelling “Nazi punks, fuck off” made this old DKs fan laugh his ass off. DI was a hoot. 

Think you'll find that Noel is the older brother...

Trevor Rosenthanos.

Damn, that picture of Seafires over an escort carrier.. I want that framed and on my wall

Because if you don’t jump on these you end up with the Premier league, where according to manager’s post-game interviews in the last decade apparently no team has lost a game because they were “bad” or “not as good as the other side” but were, instead, jobbed by refs with a grudge against them. See entire careers of…

That’s the part that baffles me: if I found maggots in a restaurant I would alert someone to that fact. If, as a comment below rightly says, someone may have shoved food into the towel dispenser (and thus allowed maggots to breed there: I know this isn’t what happened here, but hypothetically) then the management…

I’m now trying to picture living under a bunch of Cards fans. All jorts hanging out to dry on the balcony, the smell of them recreating St. Louis style pizza by smearing Hunt’s ketchup on damp cardboard and blasting Kid Rock 24:7. I smell a sitcom: “Being Neighbours The RIGHT Way”

Amen. Up until 2016 that would describe Cubs fandom. Obviously substitute the Cardinals and their hideous fans for the Yankees but it all checks out, including various awful owners and total irrelevance on the field for far too long. Mate, when the good stuff happens it’ll feel extra good because of all the suffering…

You need to get that woman who drove up from Virginia and the woman who compared the Mets to jazz on the Deadcast.