Others have corrected you on the fact that New Zealand is unlike Zealand not part of Europe.

That sounds promising. Perhaps you should offer to run a training course.

The one thing I wish we could figure out in science, is to allow people to re-experience something as if it were the first time. Because like you, the first time I fired up Vice City, I felt that. It was like a new paradigm in gaming experiences. 

Yes, a proper track should have a sand trap and a tire barrier with a catch fence.

This live action Bert & Ernie reboot looks awful.

I still have my ZX Spectrum 48K, and I showed it to my kids a couple of years ago. They laughed at it at first, but they had good fun with Manic Miner, Atic Atac and other classic games. Most of the games still loaded perfectly fine from 35+ years old cassettes. 

NFTs were clearly created as a scheme to get more people hooked into the cryptocurrency ecosystem. You cannot directly buy NFTs with fiat currency. Headlines that state an NFT “sold for millions of dollars” obfuscates this detail. The NFT was exchanged for an amount of cryptocurrency that is currently valued at…

“They’re only complaining about is on Gizmodo. None of the commenters are complaining about it on Deadspin.”

I have no face buttons and I must leap. 

Ari Fleischer makes a surprise dash ahead in the race to be the World’s Dumbest Man Alive, briefly snatching the crown from previous holder David Brooks

If he gets it, we can change the name to the Crony virus.

Dang, they keep finding Bret Stephens in all those Ubers? 

Was it, “I always thought our house was haunted,

I gotta know... which John Prine song? (Please say Frying Pan! 🍳)

I proposed to my now-husband a year and a half ago. He didn’t really know it was coming. I mean we’d talked a lot about getting married and I’d asked if he would mind if I proposed, but the weekend I did it, he was not expecting it at all. I was so confident and excited, but immediately before it happened I got so…

Jezspin forever

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.