The word you’re looking for is “bogans”. Fucking Queensland, mate. 

I know that and you know that and I really, really hope that I’m wrong here

Chris, please change the headline to this and we can all just skip the internet for the rest of the day. 

No mention of Schur's greatest creation. Fire Joe Morgan? For shame...

She’s great... but she’s going to be destroyed by this. Look at the way the British Parliamentary Labour Party has already cast its own left-wing leadership (and the grassroots youth movement that has shifted it left of the Blairite “Centre”) as anti-semites, just because many of those people are critical of Israel.…

It’s also worth bearing in mind that a fair chunk of the ideas of eugenics and “racial hygiene” that the Nazis turned into their genocidal acts were imported from the good ol’ USA (Goddard, Black, Laughlin et al.).

HA! That’s exactly right... I did the whole shebang, duck confit, pork rind and all once and it got inhaled by my guests some of whom seemed slightly miffed that there wasn’t enough for a second helping. Luckily my knives weren’t to hand.... But I DID love making it. 

I do love that book. The introduction is hilarious and valuable and (outside of the cassoulet) there's nothing too intimidating for the amateur cook (and the only really difficult part is getting all the ingredients, even here in Europe). Might have to make the pot au feu really soon..

Quick, light the Burneko-signal...

I live 3500 miles away from this festival and I'm not sure that's far enough.

This sounds great in theory but considering how bloody salty PJs pizza already is, could actually be inedible.

Jesus God, that Craggs article... That grumpy SOB is a damn national treasure

Also note: no Random Capitalisation in the first tweet. Definitely not the tiny hands/brain of Trump at work there

I read the initial tweet in the Grauniad’s coverage and thought “Wow, that’s measured and statesmanlike: clearly Trump is still executive-timing out his bowels and some civil servant is holding the phone at a safe distance”. A few minutes later he’s not washed his tiny hands and has the phone back.

I don't know who at Deadspin came up with 'Post-human' to describe Rovell, but kudos for hitting the nail right on the head

Jeez, I’m so glad that the toxic, edgelord shitposting that made up most of SA is long gone from the internet..

Wait a second... maybe I’m wrong here, but my understanding of filing a counter-claim against a DMCA means that you state, in writing and under penalty of perjury, that you are either the copyright holder or are authorised to use copyrighted material (including the much-misunderstood ‘Fair Use’ element)? Therefore…

Aye. I was being too diplomatic there. 

Man, the Voodoo people CD single is one of the greatest pieces of plastic in the world because not only does it have the absolute beast of a Prodigy hit but also the early Chemical Brothers (then still known as The Dust Brothers) remix which is an earth shattering foretaste of what they were soon to drop with their…

Ah.. poor bloody Keith. I fondly remember my then five-year old brother laying his hands on my hair clippers and giving himself a “Keith”, directly inspired by the Firestarter video which he found hilarious. My parents, not so much.