If you’re walking around with a name that George Lucas rejected for a minor character in Attack Of The Clones, you should maybe keep yer taeks to yerself. 

I miss that terrible person. Scocca, that is. 

Exactly. They’re clearly the best at their sport and also a symptom of what’s making their sport barely watchable. 00's Chelski springs to mind

it’s kind of sad-yet-good that Romo was by far the most entertaining thing about the Super Bowl. 

That was almost my exact reaction. I thought “So that’s the container that they mopped Toht’s face into after Indy buggered off and poor Helmut was left mit der klean up as usual”

I know this isn’t yer first post back after injury... but damn, man, It’s the one we needed you back for.

Also Lounge Music

I’ve only gone to bed rather than sit through the second half of a Super Bowl twice in recent years... (in my defence, I’m five hours ahead of Eastern Time). I retired early two years ago with the Falcons fully in control and good things aligning. Fuck me. This year it was because I couldn’t stand another fucking…

+1 for the very correct Kroenke comment and +1000 for the excellent DK ref in yer user name

“This is Jordan/we do what we like"

I work in a small independent bookstore on Ireland and I had a guy wander in the other day and ask where the “current affairs” section was. I asked what he meant by “current affairs” and he said “You know, Jordan Petersen and Ben Shapiro”. I did my best surly-clerk snort and dismissive shake of the head and dammit,…

Yer just salty because they yet again edited out the “It’s gone downhill since that nice Kevin Draper left and took his herby Warriors takes with him” comments from everyone’s mom & dad..

No Zevon, no Link Wray yet they have room for Hall and Fucking Oates. 

No Link Wray, again. Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

That would be my take, too. 

The Nathan Petermans (Petermen?) of Noughts and Crosses

The perfect comedic timing of that last ping-ping ball falling off as Jorge reaches out must have taken you guys minutes to composite in.

Shouldn't he really be playing for the Wizards?

Even better: god does have a special plan for him and this is it.

As an aside, Carper is an excellent name for a politician.