Oh well played.

The patch is bad but from my (non-American) point of view, the fact that it’s totally normal for police officers to be decked out like fucking commandos is far more disturbing. Not the sign of a healthy society. 

My momma taught me to never trust anyone with a verb for a first name

And gutted we all surely are. Eat shit, cheese heads.

Shocking that a world created for actual children lacks porn. Fuck off, fatso.

Also, cricket is great for initials: it’s a convention that cricketers are listed by initials then surname.. and sometimes these hide some wonderful combinations:

I’d like to give Queen Maebh of Irish legend a shout out for drunk leaders: her name literally means “She who will get you fucking WASTED, bro” due to her excellence at the tradition of celtic rulers making sure that all diplomatic affairs were conducted on a sea of booze.

Christ, just seeing that list of chuds all together in the poll took a couple of years off my life

Yeah, like when the DMC made Q-Bert a judge because he kept winning the damn thing. Although putting Snyder in as final arbiter would doubtless lead to some terrible decision on “Worst owner”because everything that he touches turns to shit. 

Yas. Is what he mented to speak, I think

Yeah. Finland is on the same latitude as Alaska. Oddly enough they don’t have the same climatic conditions as California. I guess that Trump isn’t allowed to have a globe as a toy in case he tries to swallow it.

“Cow-toeing"?

Ted Cruz' family photos looking good

Right. I was in my country’s army reserve and have fired assault rifles. Unless the person with the handgun gets a thousand-to-one headshot off, the cunt with the rifle wins every single time.

YES! I’m glad to see that someone else immediately thought of Willy the Dolt when Trump got elected. Hopefully 100 years from now my descendants aren’t standing in the rain to remember the apocalyptic war that a half-bright delusional liar started

Adrian Fontes seems to be the sort of conscientous public official who the US needs.. of course, the wingnuts hate him.

In all my nearly 42 years on Earth, don’t think I’ve ever come across as unlikely a juxtaposition as "Woody Harrelson" and "Chess"

rhetorical question, mate. I hear similar "scoring more points is bad and rude" crap in hockey and it irks me. 

Is points differential a tiebreaker? If yes, run up the score at every opportunity. If you don't like it, Kyrie, fucking play better.

They really need to bring back the Deadspin Hall Of Fame: Cardinal Numbers, All Takes Matter and the Reddening of Gruden are all first ballot..