I’d like to give Queen Maebh of Irish legend a shout out for drunk leaders: her name literally means “She who will get you fucking WASTED, bro” due to her excellence at the tradition of celtic rulers making sure that all diplomatic affairs were conducted on a sea of booze.

Christ, just seeing that list of chuds all together in the poll took a couple of years off my life

Yeah, like when the DMC made Q-Bert a judge because he kept winning the damn thing. Although putting Snyder in as final arbiter would doubtless lead to some terrible decision on “Worst owner”because everything that he touches turns to shit. 

Yas. Is what he mented to speak, I think

“Cow-toeing"?

Right. I was in my country’s army reserve and have fired assault rifles. Unless the person with the handgun gets a thousand-to-one headshot off, the cunt with the rifle wins every single time.

YES! I’m glad to see that someone else immediately thought of Willy the Dolt when Trump got elected. Hopefully 100 years from now my descendants aren’t standing in the rain to remember the apocalyptic war that a half-bright delusional liar started

Adrian Fontes seems to be the sort of conscientous public official who the US needs.. of course, the wingnuts hate him.

In all my nearly 42 years on Earth, don’t think I’ve ever come across as unlikely a juxtaposition as "Woody Harrelson" and "Chess"

rhetorical question, mate. I hear similar "scoring more points is bad and rude" crap in hockey and it irks me. 

Is points differential a tiebreaker? If yes, run up the score at every opportunity. If you don't like it, Kyrie, fucking play better.

They really need to bring back the Deadspin Hall Of Fame: Cardinal Numbers, All Takes Matter and the Reddening of Gruden are all first ballot..

“I kick arse for the lord!”

Aye (England fan, so know merely unfounded optimism, occasional joy and mostly crushing despair). That Pakistan team of the late 90s-early ‘00s was second only to Australia in terms of talent but boy was there a serious difference in their competence.

Right? In the last few decades Pakistan have played some of the most scintillating, skilled and exciting cricket I’ve ever seen. Yet their ability to piss on their chips by doing extraordinarily stupid execution of the basics has been a constant, too. Must be infuriating to be a Pakistan fan.

If you want an explainer for “How not to run between the wickets” , please check this Inziman ul Haq lowlight reel. Gifted batsman, large adult boy, utterly incompetent at a very important part of the game that involves lumbering 22 yards

It pains me to admit it, but yer right. Damn, I only just got the stench of rooting for the 2011 Bruins out of my clothes.

Pakistan and comedy run-outs: the gift that never stops giving. Somewhere Inzaman ul Haq is nodding approvingly.

Counterpoint: Not on your Nellie.

I believe Steve Goodman had several thoughts along these lines