YAS! Just watched We Jam Econo for the zillionth time and damn if I don’t choke up when they do the acoustic History Lesson Part II near the end every damn time.

Even if the nukes are kept out of the equation, the conventional, ground-based fighting would be the bloodiest for the US since WWII. The sliver of hope here is that someone can convince the Tango Tamburlaine that thousands of body bags a month would be kinda unpopular.

When I saw the headline I assumed the Sox had traded for John Lackey

In future, can we have a trigger warning when that shiny, blubbery nightmare fizzog is going to appear? I can’t be looking at Ted Cruz before I’ve had my breakfast whiskey.

A bunch of crap held together by a thin, brittle crust that serves no purpose other than be the butt of jokes? So Phobos is St. Louis-style pizza?

I’d like to believe they banned him on ‘shit music’ grounds, but I’ve heard Mandarin pop.

I think he was making sure the cameras zoomed for the chug

My first thought was “boy, you could sell buckets of that to Cards fans” and then I rememberd a) Busch and b) Cards fans.

The Cubs need to get this fan traded to South Bend ASAP. She could be catching fouls in beer at Wrigley by the time the playoffs roll around.

As Stuff White People Like pointed out, the answer from these idiots is always “Performance”

Dear lord, I’m so glad these didn’t come out during my University finals a couple of months ago. The ultimate procrastination! As an aside, the huge ballbags swinging like a church bell ringing on the lunatics who strapped themselves into some of those machines.

Am I correct in thinking that blowing your nose in public is considered very rude? And does the general East Asian taboo on pointing the soles of your feet at people apply in Japan?

Trumpkins don’t believe that Obama slept in the bed: they’re 100% positive he sleeps hanging upside down in the wardrobe.

Theory 4: Florida

“What’s this medal for, grandma?”

I just phoned President Higgins and he’s promised the backing of the entire Irish nation. Just make sure he doesn’t go, say, 3,000 miles West, either

I’ve always wondered how many (like me) simply walked away from CS in the pre-Steam/VAC days in the 00's when it became unplayable due to aimbot-abusing scrotes and simply never came back.

When I read the headline I initially thought “Cool, someone in the GOP is going to take a principled stand against this bullshit”.

one of the scariest I’ve seen in a while. Knew that Porte was badly hurt immediately (the human frame shouldn’t really bend in those directions) but couldn’t believe that Martin could continue. Tough SOB.

There is. It’s murky and about as well-defined as those ‘Unwritten Rulez’ in baseball. Mr. Redford and otherscan probably explain this better than me, but a lot of it is to do with the traditional hierarchies in a peloton (and within teams) and how the position of cyclist affects their performance (riding in…