You leave bags of Chipotle at schools? that’s pretty cool.

And here I was enjoying not having to listen to Nazis and not being shot. Freedom of expression in the American sense is as much a fucking anachronism as your right to bear arms. Trust me.

“This may strike your listeners as way out”

Stella Creasy used to be my MP when I lived in Walthamstow. She was fighting the good fights then and I’m delighted to see that she’s still at it.

Is Tom Ricketts ( to the far right, in more ways than one) morphing into Ted Cruz? I guess we’ll know the transformation is complete when he talks about going to the ‘diamond-place’ to watch the basemen knock some dinkers.

“Humpback whales are shy, gentle plankton eaters” is what it would say in my autopsy report after my entire skeleton exited through my ringpiece at the speed of sound when matey did his Jaws impersonation.

Banksy is, to quote Charlie Broker s “thundering arse”. I cheer every time someone power washes one of his schoolboy-level “ social commentaries” off a wall.

It’s something of a legend that the Graf Spee was ordered to scuttle in the Panama Canal if she could break out of Montevideo. Surviving officers have denied it, but possibly its something Captain Langsdorff took to the grave.

Forgive my European ignorance of the nuances of American rights to freedom of assembly and expression, but surely making unwanted physical contact and sticking your hands into someone else’s vehicle are criminal acts? Where the hell are the NYPD in this?

He sounds like a thoroughbred penis, but that’s pretty lame by the Bears, too.

I find myself repeating the word “Tumbril” over and over while looking at those smug, inbred, racist dolts. Hopefully the next time a large crowd gathers outside the palace (as when Di snuffed it) it’s because we’re dragging the rest of them out for a Romanoffing

Excellent and well-researched article. I would respectfully point you towards the wealth of work that is emerging from Irish academics on our country’s attitude towards those deemed “troublesome” by society. It has long been the impulse to lock such people away (especially women) , whether in asylums, borstals,…

This is one of the many things about the US and its concept of Civil Liberties that bewilders Europeans. You all go to the mat for the right to bear arms or say hateful, murderous shit with no comeback, yet don’t blink at drug testing for jobs or someone scheduled for six breathalysers a day, regardless if they’re…

Of course, there’s already a method by which the wealthy suck the blood of the young. They’re called “Internships”

Yes, imagine a group of journalistic sites that were dragged into court and through bankruptcy by a megalomaniac using their medium to hit back. Can I recommend the book Goldenballs by Richard Ingrams for precedent

Bubsy is going to team up with Clark the Cub and together they will fight pants-wearing

Do American tape measures also have the measurements that the grown-ups use?

Funny, I’d have expected Clark to be higher or lower as, thanks to you lot, its now impossible to not visualise his dick and balls.

On a different note, rather than outright banning jazz (which would have encouraged fans to tune into the BBC to get their kicks) the Nazis promoted their own brand of non-decadent, racially pure swing. Very little of it survives today, but I think this lot give us a little taste of what it must have sounded like.

If I was Macron I’d habe someone handing the number out with a complimentary sharpie outside the toilets of the nastiest bars in Marseilles