Really? That’s the best you got? Playdoh and cuddle dogs are the shit. It sounds like you’re trying to help me, not insult me....

Turkish?

This brick IS America, and if you don’t like it you can get out.

You’re commenting on a website that shows football player dick pics. Lighten up, you robot.

What’s the issue, here? What’s offensive about this? Why are your panties twisting themselves into knots? Why are you such a weiner?

Found another one!

Found one of the other ones!

Six people starred this? How is there more than one life-sized, sopping-wet vagina commenting on Deadspin, much less six? There aren’t enough pearls to clutch or blankets to wet to satisfy you. Jesus. George Carlin is rolling over in his grave you fucking nancy! The day we can’t make fun of a terrible politician who…

How did nobody else get this? It’s a great show. Or is it a fantastic show? I’ve heard it both ways.

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read and it’s making my head hurt.

That’s what my Dad always taught me, but he went to Duke, so.......

+1 “don’t wanna get off on a rant, here”

+1 trial for the murder of Jackson Hale, featuring Shawn and Gus.

HOW IS THE FIRST AND ONLY COMMENT ON THIS PAGE NOT DWAYNE MOUNTAIN DEW CAMACHO?!?!?!?

His daughter needs that money like Odin Llyod needed a hole in the head.....

+1 double murder

Nah, he’s clearly just a Cuck, SJW, triggered libtard.

Who the fuck starred this?

I’m way too stoned to follow through on this but someone smarter than me can surely finish it

Holy shit this is good! Like, holy fuck. That’s good!