Wow, a whole eight replies in (not counting sub-replies) before somebody talks about how lucrative being a professional victim is. I’m proud of you, Internet.

I always wonder how or why “this guy” ends up reading this article in the first place to then end up in the comments. Also, how did he beat me out of the greys

Nah I defenitely let my mouth flap when I was younger now I no longer do in public because I’m an actually compassionate person and believe not making some one feel like worthless shit is more important than me getting to use fag in public. I still use it with friends who I grew up with but that’s about it.

LOL I’d put 10 against a hundo you’re a white guy, because no one else says shit like this.

Okay, who ungreyed the cockroach eating its own asshole?

It’s like, the “What’s in the box?!” of Hot Takes.

Holy fuck, this is like, the Holy Grail of Hot Takes.

You, good friend, can be the safe space, instead of being the person demanding one, or the person mocking the very idea.

we’re all just guzzling milk after your hot takes

Nah.

At first I thought you were just ignorant as shit, but I feel like I’m picking up a solid troll vibe here? Maybe? Have to be. Like, this was a joke, right? Every bit of reason in me says this has to be an excellent troll job.

I love your mom.
“Tell your friends Don’t do this”

Congrats on the quasi-racist Radiohead hot take!

See, someone’s a little sensitive. It’s a completely equitable equivalence IF you have any understanding of psychology. You think your kid is important and valuable. Others think their dogs are important and valuable. Point is, you don’t get to determine value. Hence, the law steps in when people become so anti social…

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

How is that a plug? He didn’t even name it or link to it. He just mentioned a personal way this bummed him out, which is kind of the point of a eulogy.

Everyone knows which means there’s no point in saying it as though it’s some amazing revelation, but if you’re desperate to be dull you still can anyway as long as you’re not a colossal fucking dickspittle about it. You failed, now fuck off.

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Equality and respect isn’t fawning. It’s equality and respect. Why are you so angry and upset about the idea of treating someone with dignity, regardless of what’s between their legs? It just sounds like women scare you the way you’re so confrontational towards anyone who treats them as equals.

Maybe you’re mad about…

They (USWNT) are goddesses that walk the earth. I’m forever grateful to my 12-year-old daughter, who made me a USWNT super-fanboy during the Women’s World Cup. I needed new sports heroes after I finally had enough of the NFL this year.