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midwesttoimpress

This is of course a strategic move to make it harder for you to get up and leave the room or pretend you are busy, etc. My mother’s version of this was bringing up horrible topics while she was driving and I was trapped in the car. To this day my sister and I mime turning off a car radio when one of us wants to bring

For the love of god, don’t let the Seahawks fans know you can do this.

trying to beef up this content,..,. dont mind this “look behind the curtain”

It can be.

I am HERE for this.

Sorry, no, Rudy is not a good movie.

I loved this nice moment.

One good scene means any criticism of the whole movie is invalid? OOOOOK buddy, go back to South Bend.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

i propose a vote to make this crossover permanent, any seconds?

Marathons are all about race, bro.

It’s like, let’s give the person the benefit of the doubt and say they’re 100% right, absolute certainty, it’s still creepy fucking behavior to post that much in such a short time defending a company. I mean, “paid shill” is actually the only excuse that doesn’t scream “I am a creepy creepy person who is creepy creepy

I don’t know, but I think we found out Beadle’s opinion on General Motors.

Dude, do you have like stock in Marriot or something?

They're gonna get creamed Isiah Thomas harassment-style.

Trap = the house where you cook crack/sell drugs out of. Trap Queen = the dealer’s GF who he trusts w all that shit.

I am singing it as “to take an oath” from now on.

my favorite kid mishearing—Dirt Off Your Shoulder: “if you’re feeling like a pancake, go and brush your shoulders off”

One time my fiancé saw this band of thirteen year olds performing a cover of killing in the name of by rage against the machine and they sang the chorus as “NUH-UH I won’t do what you tell me” and at the end of the song they said “just kidding!”