The issue is not that your “knowledgeable about it” (though, 90% of your comments have contained no actual facts, just feelings, but okay), it’s the sheer number of comments and the intense personal offense you seem to take to all of them.

The UFC is the #1 sport for guys who couldn’t make their high school football…

Man, you are really really really obsessed with defending the MMA on here. This is like your 10th comment on this post about it dude. Do you work for the MMA? Did the MMA give you a kidney? Save your mom?

Also, just logically, the fact that an opponent being rude at the end of a match is headline news pretty much…

Uh I can’t tell if this is an excellent troll job or if someone hooked up internet in your mom’s trailer park finally, but let me just walk through it real fast for you (since you’re inexplicably already out of the greys... can I get a follow someone?) for all the racists/teens who are reading your comment and nodding…

Just took a look at the full nomination list... is it insane to anyone else that South Park (certainly past it’s prime) continues to rack up nominations in animation and BoJack Horseman couldn’t score a single one this year or last year? Do they not submit themselves for consideration or something?

That’s awesome dude, I’m so happy for your niece and you’re family :)

My mom still believes a lot of crazy, right-winger stuff, but she’s trying and it gives me so much hope.

A while back, when Caitlyn Jenner came out, I saw she posted a link and immediately tensed up and expected the worst as I headed to the…

Well, to be fair, those were the only two I was really sure about.

Straight men are by far the only segment of the population who think calling a woman “a bitch” is a cool move that doesn’t make you look like an a total, Tapout-shirt-wearing-asshat.

The not being well educated thing makes sense too, as all you can…

...how? And I’m asking honestly here.

For all this “moderate republican” nonsense I’ve seen thrown at Hillary, I have yet to see a single person back it up with something other than:

1. Positions she held anywhere from 40-15 years ago (because god forbid people change with the times!)
2. Things her husband did in office…

Let me hazard a guess here... you are a: college-educated (possibly in college), in your 20s/early 30s, white, straight, man, you own more than 2 pairs of cargo shorts, you follow more than one “Anonymous News” account on twitter, have complained about being “friendzoned” before.

Am I close? Because repeatedly calling…

Right, because having an open mind and changing with the times is 100% a thing we should scold our politicians for and not a natural part of being a relatively decent human being. You know who else “flip flopped” on gay marriage? Millions of Americans, including my mom, who is finally the proud mother of two gay kids.…

I’m impressed your parents let you on the internet, and also impressed that someone taught you how to read and write. I hope they both got a medal for teaching what is, on an intellectual level, essentially a brick, how to use a keyboard. I also hope though that they also feel bad for giving you the power to express…

If you’re sexually frustrated, maybe just jerk off instead of just being a fucking jerk off.

It’s not “emasculating” to be decent to women or “pathetic” to “fawn over women (aka be nice to them in this case?). What a hilarious insult. I hope you’re a teen so you have some time to grow out of this.

That’s why I’m sure…

I sincerely hope you are either a homeschooled 12-year-old with no other human interaction outlets or are getting banged by Justin Holiday or were saved from a burning building by the man because I have never seen an adult person get this upset or lash out this hard over something. I at least hope you’re snorting bath…

His butt? You’re the asshat commenting on every. single. post. about. this. Get a fucking life dude.

Dude, I really hope you’re getting paid for all this obsessive commenting. Otherwise you are so unbelievably pathetic and obsessed. You seem to have stalked and written on EVERY THREAD about this case. Fucking go outside. Take a shower. Talk to a person in real life who isn’t inflatable. It was fun laughing at you at…

From the linked article:
“On at least two occasions in the texts that are not included in the messages released by prosecutors, Cataldo said Roy asked Carter to kill herself with him. “He said, ‘Let’s do a Romeo and Juliet,’” he says. He says that Roy had previously discussed killing himself a year and a half earlier…

Have you read the full record of their texts? I haven’t either because I don’t have access to them as a spectator, but in the linked article above, it clearly expressed that she had, and that they sometimes spoke of killing each other together and fantasized about it. (He specifically told her they could “be like…

Ooof. I’m just not sure how to feel about this:

1. First off, obviously what she did is fucking horrible and contributed to a death and the suffering of a ton of people. Like right out of the gate, of course, what she did is horrible. No doubt in my mind about that.

2. However... two kinks in my immediate gut reaction…

Who is bringing anyone else down? Is there a second part in invisible ink that says “and white lives don’t”?

Everyone has brought up this type of example time and time again, but if I say “French fries are delicious” and you respond “WHY DO YOU HATE ICE CREAM?!” that would make you look like a lunatic.

That’s the same…

Well, how can they get anything done when they have to protect all our fragile white feelings? (And I say this, as a white person)

I think it’s probably frustrating because they same people who say “get over it, that’s the way the world is. Stop being so sensitive just because another unarmed person got shot by the…

Advil is awful, but good lord, sushi is the worst. Rice becomes concrete. Fish becomes... cooked. $20 becomes a toilet flush.