Also, she is LITERALLY starving in Hunger Games. That’s the whole damn premise.

Hawaii is probably suffering from some Buffawoes right about now.

I never thought she did it until I saw this picture.

My 86 year old mother, who has dementia, has fixated on Katie Ledecky. She’s called me three times to ask if I saw her on TV. ‘Did you see that young lady all alone in the pool?’

What?

In UFC 203, one of the guys on the poster doesn’t even have a wikipedia page. He’s a -300 favorite though because he’s fighting CM Punk, who has no fights (pro or amateur) to his name.

Chael got himself a title shot against Jon Jones by shit talking, despite coming off of a loss (strangely, that fight was the closest he ever came to a title).

But, that goes to her second point. The Diaz brothers and McGregor (not to mention Chael Sonnen) all got where they are because they talk shit. UFC matchmaking has largely become about look and style, and not about skill.

Mutual respect my ass. Other than a BS hug, almost all fighters immediately go into excuse mode. It’s easy to paint the Brazilians as the main culprit, but look at the Diazs, McGregor, hell, even Weidman.

except that there’s every indication that these girls love each other, and that Simone and Aly are extremely close in particular? Is your life really that sad?

except theyre good friends and Simone calls Aly her grandma

Spoken like someone who was never a young girl. Misogyny is so edgy, bro.

Heh. “I dislike Lily because of her hypothetical behavior 4 years from now!”

The Germans don't have the best track record against the US.

Counterpoint 1: Fuck Russia and government sponsored cheating. The Olympics should bee treated like Rocky IV. Good vs. Evil. Right vs. Wrong. America vs. Ruskies. I enjoy hating Russia almost as much as I enjoy watching ‘Merica win.

get that weak shit outta here.

You win the gold medal for scorching hot takes!

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?