A tax code shouldn’t be based entirely on the lowest common denominator, because a completely unnuanced flat-rate either takes too much hair off lower incomes or treats higher incomes as if they’re helplessly living on as fragile margins as the poor. Your first 9k is precious no matter who you are, and the 100k you…

Beasley’s single-handed dismantling of the CBA is the best since Isiah.

You take life too seriously

And Patrick Beverley, while we’re at it.

“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

He was also notoriously lazy at Swansea. Often drifting in and out of games, putting his teammates under duress because of it. Wish he could have been lazy today. He torched my Hammers.

Be aware that it’s stolen close to verbatim from Bill Simmons; he usually also mentions George Gervin, but I leave him out because:

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

Maybe not the best idea to have a mascot who should be in the concussion protocol

TD has mailed two free tickets to his college buddy in Tampa, MRSA.

Yeah, with a head like that, you’d think he’s from France.

He definitely looks like a running quarterback.

I'm not sure you should lecture people about how bonds work if you think they involve borrowing money from a bank.

It's like I always say. The best way to deal with shitty lawmakers is to write shitty laws.

Laugh all you want, Tom. The last thing this country needs is more division.

The only way they could have picked a worse coach would be if there were a being named Norv Schottenheimer.

Or he could, you know, act like a normal fucking adult and just not smoke any kind of weed. It really ain’t that hard. I don’t understand why people take the stance of “well if you won’t let them smoke weed, what are they supposed to smoke?” When did it become so hard to cope with being a professional athlete that you…

In The Revenant, BEAR RIDE YOU.

Okay the reason why you do not leave kids in the car under any circumstances is because you never know how long you will be. You think a couple of minutes but then you see someone you know walk in and start talking, the machine is acting up and you have trouble paying, or you have some jerk in front of you who takes 5…