I’m that guy who didn’t realize that saying “It’s my birthdayy” is a ploy to get free stuff. Now you’re throwing out Bill Simmons esque Reese Witherspoon references? The training wheels are off!

Take ‘em to school, Deion.

Goddamn it. When that becomes a thing you deserve a punch in the mouth.

...he wrote, stroking his beard.

Lol at calling that a cheap shot. You're taught to bury the lineman if he goes down. That's standard play by any lineman

Dear Stanford: that cow state of Iowa legalized same-sex marriage before California by a score of 2009 to 2013. Four years before. Think about that before mocking them.

That’s the weakest excuse I’ve ever heard for being a Kevin Smith fanboy.

Glad you guys posted this. I forgot to record Fiwst Take yesterday.

I presume her name is Georgia.

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

As much as I hate Pittsburgh (and I have to live here, so trust me, I hate it a lot), it hasn’t belonged in the same list as those cities for a long time now. It’s made a huge economic comeback in the last decade+.

You’re ignorance regarding Pittsburgh is staggering. One of the more “on the rise” cities in the country. You jagoff.

Pittsburgh unemployment rate November 2015- 4.5% (US - 5.0%)

If you still think Pittsburgh is a complete economic shit hole, you haven’t been to Pittsburgh in a long while.

Including Pittsburgh in this list is just untrue

Are you old enough to have read “Notes On A Scorecard”? It was on the second page of the Times every day (aside from Friday, if I recall correctly). Allan Malamud wrote it. Excellent writing, simple, no venom. If you read one thing in the Sports section, you read that and Jim Murray. Malamud had a cameo in Hoop…

I think Hitler would have made the Hall if in his final season he hadn’t been sent down by the end of April.

Sorry, seems none of us are used to commenters actually listening to the Deadcast, heh.

….Manziel partied with a fake wig

He has afflueza.