Say what you will about college players not being paid. But, this man has now cheated in both his only year in college and his only year in the NBA.  Not damning him forever, but certainly not positive...

Please make a script to have this posted in every blog, because it is never a bad time to point this out.

Fifth: St. Louis. This would simply be more needless punishment for a city that doesn’t deserve it.

He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

About once a month I do zero grocery shopping. There’s more than enough food in there to live for the week. May not be exactly what I want sometimes, but it saves me a bundle.

How dare you say that? cries the army of Walmart Wolverines.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

I often forget the Kinjaverse doesn’t just include all of us AVClub sex freaks reading Savage Love

Marrying into the Upton family will do that to you. 

Shocking that a company that would try to open a checking/savings account product without even checking with regulators or the SIPC to see if the deposits would be insured plays fast and loose with other things.

Gary sounds like a real EBITch

Counterpoint, he’s gone to 7 Final Fours and won over 600 games with 20 first round picks and the administration will back him because he is not Larry Nasser .As for living on the past and profiting on it, Bill Self would like to have a word.

Izzo looks like he needs one of those chest harnesses you use on pit bulls.

Izzo apparently has something of a habit...

Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

Man, those Northern Michigan grads are just the worst people.

I’m probably not going to vote for Beto, but I do love him for making all these aging punks have panic attacks over the fact that they too sold out and had to get a job with health insurance.

She does have a flair for...ummm....getting attention.