Doing pretty well here in Chicago. My first grader transitioned to his neighborhood school this year, and we see this at-home learning as a good way to acclimate him from his previous environment (8 kid therapeutic kindergarten) to a more standard environment (30 kids, one teacher, two aides).

A guy watching 6 hours of Jeff Dunham comedy on his laptop and audibly laughing.

Or they were tipped...we’ve had all these complaints that NBA doesn’t test for PED’s, and now we have two before November?

There’s the Christian spirit that Clemson’s program is supposedly infused with!

If the rumors about this Cubs team clubhouse was true, Maddon was the least of their problems.

I’m not sure this is bleak as much as it is predictable. May as well trade him to the Heat or Miami, because he is reaching Florida Man level of headlines. Could you see:

The Wal-Mart Wolverines will be the first to be calling for Harbaugh’s head when they lose three games to teams with “State” in their name this year....

That it is ok to have some money, that it doesn’t make you evil, and once you have little, here is how to grow it.

Antonio Brown has replaced Colin Kaepernick as the “Black Guy Who Isn’t Grateful Enough For Playing Football” in the hearts, minds, and Facebook posts of America’s Racist* Uncles.

University of Florida product with character concerns....where have we heard this before?

I’ll give Whirlpool Fredo credit, he’s bucking Trump on a couple things lately. Never thought I’d think that district has a chance to go blue....

Its where you take your mistress for a weekend to show that you care.

I believe that attendance on Rush St or Division bars are a prerequisite for your Naperville card.

Well, they sell their clients down the river daily to hedge funds, so why not also compromise their privacy as well?

Here’s MLB’s troubles in a nutshell:

“Or she’s full of shit and just trying to get attention.”

Good lord, there is an audience for people to listen to a guy talk about golf on the radio?

They are really following the NHL model, aren’t they?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Bobbi Knight!

If there were White Sox fans, they would be pissed!