This is willful non it-getting or tiresome contrarianism. The flagrant 2 was totally warranted here both on the merits—he went to the head and neck on a player moving at a high rate of speed when he was clearly not in a position to execute the wrap-up safely. It could have very easily been a lot worse and he was…

I’m waiting for the part where he returns his salary form last year, since he views the season as such a complete and utter failure. What a fuckwit.

Hundreds of thousands of dollars strength coach smashes thing to motivate.

The Rockets blew it in the 4th quarter. For a D’Antoni team this means they are already in playoff form.

You can serve Malort, no one would notice.

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thank you sir, I needed a good chuckle this morning as I prepare to host 3 4 generations of relatives for a Christmas Eve party...and you delivered.

Do you WANT plant monsters?!? Because that’s how you get plant monsters.

Krieger!!

True story:

You can get 2:1 at the sportsbook in Little Caesar’s Palace.

+1 jug of blue milk to you

Man, Greg sure sounds like a real Gregg.

I know a lot of people shit on Little Caesars, and I’m fully aware that it’s not great pizza by any stretch, I will firmly maintain that at 5 bucks and not having to order ahead, it’s worth that price. Throw on breadsticks and sauce and you’re golden. Papa John’s is far too expensive in relation to how terrible it is.

Kotaku should be covered in honey and dumped in a pit full of fire ants.

They hired Escorts? Shit, the entire staff of Jalopnik is gonna be pissed about this.

No, no, NO! You hire the colleagues and abuse the escorts!

“Sir, how did you get that candle all the way up there?”
“It’s dirty and sinful for a man to enter any woman, but sometimes, if I’m very good, Mother pours me a glass of warm skim milk, puts on a VHS copy of the Best of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour and goes to town on my backdoor area.”
“Just be more careful next…

My 86-year old Jewish mother would beat me with her cane if she saw “Latke Starter” in my kitchen.

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