My brother somehow thinks that the Warriors aren’t fun to watch, and gives me Steph Curry as an example of why. Apparently the exact scenario you bring up is somehow boring basketball. I’m beginning to think that when he asked to be bodyslammed again and again as a toddler that I probably should have worried.

“Did I remember to grab the quarter when I returned my cart at ALDI?”

Manning continued “It never happened. Never. I really can’t believe somebody would put something like this on the air.”

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

The SEC should ass lacross just so Vanderbilt can win a conference title.

Give it a rest, Jared.

Maybe I read that all too quickly, but couldn’t they be saying that more effort needs to go into grooming young American talent to grow the sport, and not rely on foreign players to shape our team? I don’t see that being xenophobic, but rather forward looking. I read that as we should avoid doing what a lot of college…

I wonder if he can still talk if everyone in the NFL PR office is drinking water.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Your speculation sucks. Its the second month of the season with a new coach. You expected them to be 22-1?

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

It’s like deja vu all over again. The same thing happened at Toys R Us back in the nineties when Dennis Rodman and Michael Jordan were on their way out of the store with some children’s toys, and were physically accosted by some beefy security guards.

And even if you “won” it’s not like putting all the shapes in place triggered an end to the clock, it’d still all blow up and your efforts would be useless.

Uh, in my household we call that artisanal, oak carbon.

Does anyone remember the game “Perfection”? THAT is the best gift for a kid you hate. It’s scientifically designed to be nearly impossible and half the time you’re struggling so hard to hurry up your hands would be shaking and then you’d just feel like such an asshole when you couldn’t manage to get the octagon in as…

Jaguars GM Dave Caldwell said that he thought Blackmon’s career was likely over.

You’re erroneously labeling a (desperate) attempt to make funny out of a typographical error as latent racism. Some people might call that ignorance, too.

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

Drew Magary Status:

Shouldn't his shirt say 14-1? Calls himself a fan...