Why would anyone get a tattoo of Mikhail Gorbachev’s birthmark?

The Elf on the Shelf remains the worst thing about Christmas.

I know, right. He’s definitely one of the top 3 QBs in the state of Florida.

Bortles = 30 TD passes this year

This’ll surely make his value plummet.

The Bucks won this game, but if we’re honest, the Celtics stopped their streak last night at double overtime.

Next they’ll both be fined by Goodell for not fighting over Bose, the official headphone supplier of the NFL.

Except I gave up a million dollar a year job to be a stay at home dad and he’s still a sweaty penis.

*reads headline*

Well of COURSE he’d want to get out of a city where the cops just up and shoot black dudes for no reason!

How could anyone leave Laclede’s Landing, home to more jorts per capita than anyplace outside of Bangladesh?

Braid is reunited. You’re retro, now.

My most listened to was “midwest emo.” I’m stuck in 1997 apparently.

Hinkie, man. Go back to work.

Kings @ Bulls

I don’t want to “that guy” but has Watt ever said anything negative about refugees? I know his hardass persona is tired as hell but I don’t think it’s fair to smear him as a bigot/racist

This came out a few weeks ago (should have hit prior to Thanksgiving week so more people would have paid attention), but it’s another great takedown of the NCAA financial model.

Actually, colleges fail at teaching their student athletes ANY type of literacy.

So driving through a rural part of a state makes you an expert on the entire state’s culture? Got it.

Maybe compliment a fellow Archer fan?