Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

Wanted for questioning.

Looks like someone at MSU pulled him aside and let him know how it came off to a LOT of people. At least he went on the post game and apologized for it (not sure how much was him being honest & how much was CYA from the blowback). I get that he was “caught up in the moment” but you just don’t basically snatch the…

Guys, this is a reenactment of the MSU-OSU game.

(Disclosure: I am a Rockies fan)

The footballs, they are afraid. They no want to go to receivers. Jobu, he take fear from footballs.

By not throwing that shit away, I inadvertently prolonged and worsened an already miserable divorce proceeding between my parents. I felt horrible, and neither of my parents spoke to me for about 6 months.

In my mind, where I can (unlike real life) competently photoshop, there is a image of Leslie Horn “backing it up” on this statue...

This damn statue can get in line if he wants his soul set free. Lions fans have had our souls cursed for 50+ years.

Panic in the sheets of London
Panic in the sheets of Birmingham
I’m playing with myself
Could my wife’s vag be safe again?
The Spanx sized-sheets that’s she slipped down
I’m playing with myself
Cocks may rise when the bra’s sheer
But Honey Pie, you’ve got torn underwear
So they’re run down
To the Walmart of the town
But…

Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…

I drew a dick in white-out on a girl named Brittany’s dark blue, monogrammed backpack in 7th grade (using the B as the balls and drawing the shaft out to the left behind it, of course) and got suspended for three weeks. My dad made me mow the lawn every single day because he didn’t know how else to punish me. It was a…

I went to my aunt’s for thanksgiving. She lives on a farm.

Uh, not sure Charlottesville (or any big college town) is the best representation for “small-town” America.

I just spent a week in New York after 3 years in the Chicago suburbs. Guess what? New York is kind of a crowded shithole, full of assholes.

You don’t understand how their business works. She’s a big part of his creative process.

When I was in my 20’s and early 30’s I avoided family gatherings like the plague. I’d go out of my way to see family on off days or holiday eve’s. Now that I’m 40 and have 3 kids, 2 of them under 3 yrs old, I go out of my way to attend family holidays. Free child care for a few hours, while I can go brood on the couch…

I live to disappoint my parents. That’s why I made a Gawker account.

If I had kids, we would watch Steph Curry together.

The Joke.