Works better for him . Ensures he doesn’t get Willis McGahee’d in his last game.

One need look no further than fellow Big Ten school Northwestern University to the west for a shining example of a university that values education over football...

Top fucking notch.

“It’s so fucked up that the kids know exactly what to do on instinct.”

Huh? What would you have done differently if you were standing in an open field and shots were fired? Nothing. You’d do exactly that the players did: hit the deck. Why is this “so fucked up”?

Here’s what’s fucked up: your assuming that black kids…

Company Considers Whether Business Partnership Will Benefit Company.

First time I ever tried to do the turkey myself I was alone at my mom’s new house, where everyone was supposed to meet for dinner. She had an oven with a pilot light; I had no idea what that meant. Came to with my brother carrying me out of the house to lay on the lawn and my mom doing the same to the dog. Turns out…

When they weren’t leaning towards socialism (Tunnel In The Sky) or libertarianism (The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls) or authoritarian theocracy (Stranger in a Strange Land, and at least one other I can’t recall right now.) Or corporate oligarchy (Friday.)

From the makers of Hillary Clinton

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

NO FUCKIN’ way Duke beats Golden State. Gtfo

When asked about why he has such disdain for his Cuban teammate, Kershaw responded, “Their personalities are way too adrift.”

I’m the Dad with the NBs at my kid’s game, but I live in the city. I also have these. Not really gym shoes (what we call them in Chicago... never sneakers), but they have an athletic sole and are super comfy.

You seem like a very pleasant person. I wish you luck in your future endeavors.

Women who frequent farmers’ markets?

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

Schrödinger’s cat nods in agreement... or it doesn’t.

Wrong. You are a quarterback of the Ohio State.

I paid $1,460 a month - from 8am-6pm 5x a week at Camelot. I’m pretty shitty at math but that’s approximately 200 hours a month (give or take). That’s $7.30 an hour.

Ray-Ray Armstrong: The party was nice, the party was bumping. And everybody having a ball.

Bandit: Ray-Ray never imagined he would be the one...