Mizzou is supposed to play BYU this weekend at Arrowhead Stadium. They’re paying BYU $1 million for the game. Not getting money back from ticket sales would have hurt quite a bit. Pretty sure the Board of Directors told him to put pen to paper for disgracing the school, too. It’s not every day a university makes the…

That’s a dumb statement.

Freud did have a point, you know.

Wasn't interest in Discovery Canyon what got them into trouble in the first place?

These are underage girls your joking about. Peoples underage daughters. Not funny.

Oh yeah, and the Cowboys play on Sunday night this week, which means a big bunch of pusillanimous whitewash on this subject from Al Michaels.

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

I think the complaint has been essentially laughed out of even marginal reality.

Welp, our current backup QB is famous for stepping out of the back of the endzone during the season we went 0-16, so I’d say that point came and went about three years ago.

Probably, but that stretch of records from Decoration Day to A Blessing and a Curse is just absurdly good. I just want a couple more records like that.

If you don’t like the outcome of the CMA’s, don’t worry. They’ll have another one in three weeks.

Nah, you need the new Jason Isbell record

Jesus. Reverting to Professional Bridesmaid Automatic Agreeing With Everything You Say mode, stat!

Held it in okay, then read the article and got to where it says Garnett wasn’t able to hold it together long enough to give any kind of message. And god damn if that didn’t break me.

Wonder if he would have been suspended if the upcoming game were against Michigan or Michigan State?

Considering today’s news, Simmons’ recent clearance of Tupac’s “Picture Me Rollin’” for his podcast theme music seems, uh ... unfortunate.

I hope all the Grantland writers start up a new site, with blackjack and hookers!

Or maybe Simmons told the editors to keep it quiet so they couldn’t be fired until they jumped ship, since they are at-will workers. No, no, that can’t be it. CLEARLY IT WAS A SIMMONS CONSPIRACY! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

It was clear how much fun it was to work at grantland, because they’re enthusiasm was dripping off the page. I read many thousand word articles about sports I dont even care about because the writing was passionate, curious and focused on questions that the rest of mainstream journalism would never consider.