*as my mom pulls me by the ear to stand in front of you* I’m sorry that I OW, mom, I’m sorry that I did not respect your disease and that I wasn’t funny

Nope. Aaron Kromer.

Please don’t give Wisconsin any more heart attacks than their hospitals can handle.

“according to persecutors...”

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.

HUGE props for the Wire reference. Laughed louder than a person has a right to

I’m surprised McGee worked under Pitino for such a long time. Most only work under him for 15 seconds.

You sure about that last one?

Because you are dead inside, have no soul, and look at Donald Trump and think “Yes.... yes.... this man and his ideas should be given as much power as our society can grant.”

I don’t get why that’s funny

I understand that he’s speaking about an era of baseball that he wasn’t even alive for, but there’s no denying the fact that foreign players are primarily responsible for the damage being done to Bud Norris’s era today.

I tried to let them know, but his name doesn’t show up in the otherwise extensive list of anchors on the contact/complaint section of their website...

I cannot imagine UMD men's basketball makes money. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

I know what Curt’s been up to.

You’re wayyyy too low. You need to add 1 for each person who worked at 38 Studios that got shit-canned.

Seeing Manning refrain from sending dick pics at age 39 kind of makes you appreciate just how lights out crazy Favre was in 09 at the same age. He fucked it up at the end, yeah, but I’m fairly certain Manning would rise from the dead if given the same level of comfort and support Favre received from Wrangler.

Unfortunately, they can’t stop him from playing... trust me, they did not want him at camp. No charges have been filed, so they had no legs to stand on when it came to whether or not to let him do his job. Contracts go both ways. They were surely hoping he would come out and say he wasn’t going to attend camp/play…

I get your sentiment, but you are way understating the problem here with a mocking hashtag. This isn’t fragility, it’s very straightforward evil.

I might not be understanding, but what does this have to do with masculuinity? Are women not capable of interfering in investigations, too? This IS no doubt a case of good ole’ boys trying to help out a local legend, but if Kane had been charged with, say, beating the shit out of a cab driver over a few cents, I…

It was that or “Ndamukong Lawyerup.” I regret nothing.