This serves as a reminder to diversify your life, people, so when your football team loses to a team from the worst state in the country for the second year in a row it doesn’t affect you so strongly.

I hope those fans leaving early had a good Dr. Pepper Championship Drive home.

Uh you’re seeing what Maddon can do when he’s given a team willing to spend money so take the rings part and stick it where the sun don’t shine. He was managing in a division with money bags teams and still managed to make the postseason three times.

By the way, WHAT integrity is “the Fabulous Mr. Roto” supposed to have, anyway? We’re not exactly talking about the host of “All Things Considered” here, are we?

You know how it’s barely Week 2 of the NFL season and you’re already sick and fucking tired of DraftKings commercials?

First a bad neck, and now Low-T. The guy cannot catch a break lately.

I’d quibble. I think it goes like this: Dennis Miller, interestingly esoteric color commentator and Dennis Miller, awful human being.

Good for you, dear. No one gives a shit, this isn’t Jezebel.

So they offended you so now all of a sudden they aren’t good anymore?

“On the almighty football field
Beerbellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
“Now boys, this game ain’t played for fun
You’re going out there to win
How d’ya win?
Get out there
And snap the other guy’s knee!”

For those wondering about the firefighter hats and who Rodeman is, he was a firefighter/marine/great person who was run over and killed while collecting money for muscular dystrophy recently. It’s a murder that truly shocked the Lansing/East Lansing community. It’s nice to see so many Spartans out there taking a…

Hey, whatever did happen to those “Stand By The President!” people?

the NFL’s business model is no longer sport, it is sport’s narrative. Makes sense considering as a sport, it is trash anyway.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

Stop watching. It’s liberating. The game time is mostly filled with inaction and penalties anyway.

As a dirty liberal, I so want the narrative in this piece about “coming together” and ending violence and stuff to be true. But based on my own experiences with street dirt bikers and ATV riders in DC and Baltimore, there’s just no fucking way it is. They do this because fuck, they live in a city and there are lots of…

What Caitlin Goldblatt has omitted from her narrative are three key points:

1) The “well-appointed” elementary school that was slated for closure, Langston Hughes, was hardly closed by the Baltimore City School Board - a mixed-race group chaired by a black man http://www.baltimorecityschools.org/Page/24788 - due to…

Caitlin knows what its like to be Black.

So riding these bikes through the city is illegal, but the police trying to stop the event are the bad guys?