Is it a Hail Mary or do Mormons have some other term for it?

While you’re piling on Stanford’s founder, let’s not forget that Northwestern was founded by the guy who is widely blamed for the Sand Creek Massacre, acting as cheerleader while white folks butchered Native Americans during his term as governor of Colorado Territory.

As a Bears fan, I hope they pick him up, just to watch the Cutler-Tebow dynamic evolve.

A Bruh vs. Bro debate. The downfall of western civilization is complete.

You, commenter, are a shithead. S/He was doing his job, asking all the questions s/he is supposed to ask in order to keep his/her job. And here you are complaining, saying going into GameStop is the “worst” because you can’t be bothered to say “no” a few times.

For better or worse, Boras will win that argument. Boras has been having this argument for years now, and it’s not that hard to scare a 25-year-old kid who is still waiting for his first big payday. Harvey doesn’t even reach arbitration until next season. Boras just has to point to the failure rate of pitchers who…

And here I thought Nadir Barnwell was just the worst of Grantland’s NFL coverage.

So we won’t see Tyga on any Subway commercials?

The real reason the kid’s mind was blown was that he realized he has as many Premier League goals as Rooney this season.

I’d be pretty impressed seeing Wayne’s hair implants for the first time too.

Actually, all lives matter. Right? I mean, please? For the love of Christ, please!

I liked them better when they were 2010-11 Blackpool.

Why don’t you get off your ass, pop open Yelp, and find a local Italian shop or Jewish Deli and get a real sub or sandwich made by people who aren’t adhering to some shitty national franchise standard.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

So my conscience won’t let me eat at Jimmy John’s (not that I ever really did) and now Subway’s off the list, too. What next, a Potbelly’s scandal?

Not the finest Throwback Thursday. I’ll take a 3X (I like a snug fit). ‘MURICA!

Work will be unbearable if this suit goes nowhere, I’m in Chicagoland and if this ends up being dismissed this will be all I hear about re:Patrick Kane’s case. I will be inundated with this “evidence” that “bitches” are all “thirsty sluts” and “stupid whores” who just want money and attention. More than one person…

The problem with those pieces is that, for the most part, they dont take into account how fucked up it was before Katrina. People pretend like Katrina was the cause of all the problems when the fact is that southern Louisiana has always been a cesspool of human despair and misery. Drive around anywhere down there on…

“Hey guys, I didn’t rape anyone. Guys? Guys?”