midwest_elitist
Midwest_Elitist
midwest_elitist

And Derrick Rose would love it if he could watch.

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed

Can’t help but think Martin would be better off not describing his running style as “put it into gere”

FYI Barry, the clothier in question provides clothing for most of the male on-air talent at the station.

You’re right. Anchorage, Alaska is one of the US cities located furthest south.

“years before you likely started reading this website...”

I should keep records because I can’t remember if it was you or someone else who introduced me to Jason Isbell but a thank you is owed, even if my billfold isn’t particularly happy about it.

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So since Wednesday I’ve driven ~1,300 miles around East Texas/Hill Country and have to say I’m worn out. I still prefer it out west, especially with it being 20 degrees cooler right now than where I was, but I’m certainly going to miss those views. This is what I saw from my brothers’ front yard where I was the past

I think Lee Majors is a bit old to be taking the heat for these guys.

Look, I’m a Brad Pitt fan as much as the next guy. But annually saluting his 11th best movie? Come on...

How could he ever look Benny the Bull in the face again if he allowed this to pass without action?

This has been another edition of “Peter Gammons titles an episode of Mr. Robot.”

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So, what you're saying is, if you loved Adventureland, this is a no-brainer.

Tennessee Titans: 1 registered account (inactive; lapsed)

Was Tulowitski better? Sure.Was Jeter worse? Sure. Was Cashman an asshole? Sure. Are the Yankees, as a franchise in general, deserving of our disdain? Sure. Are we merely fleshballs, inhabiting a decaying vessel, hurlting though the void in a meaningless cycle of mass and heat and pressure and the despair of a haunted

It is part of the you aren’t the “right kind of black” arguments that happen anytime an educated black person tries to help in a more inner-city focused situation.