I think you might have wrong Chicago team and TV booth.

“And what kind of harebrained scheme involves crashing your own car into a showroom to steal another one?”

I don’t know anyone who’s ever eaten at Sbarro; I think the franchise’s main purpose is holding the fort for condo developers so the rats don’t take over the block before the bullshit SHoP designs get approved.

I’m getting a “slightly more damaged Corey Feldman” vibe.

I know he comes off as a doof most of the time, but he also seems like a genuine good guy. I’m rooting for him.

There’s a Potbelly near our new office and I think I’ve gone like four times in two weeks. So, Potbelly.

We’ll all be praying for him.

Locked up, where Terrance Howard should be. Instead he roams the streets

My first thought too, but I think Steve Zahn is a good one too!

That’s an...odd bit of racism. Blowfish (Thanks HunterPenceNoneTheRicher for reminding me of the name) is a pretty normal hang out for Niners, Aaron Lynch was just there for a birthday party and Vernon Davis used to own (still owns?) a gallery in Santana Row.
But I guess all young, rich black people are NWA...or…

What help? Rehab can’t fix stupid. We’re talking about a guy that’s had multiple DUIs, domestic violence, felony gun charges and joked he had a bomb to the TSA at Los Angeles International Airport.

He’s going to look pretty good in a Bears uniform next season.

Perfectly reasonable to be concerned with how an alleged rape might affect your team’s upcoming season.

It’s easy to be cynical about celebrities in general, especially since Bill Cosby turned out to be a fucking monster. But you have to be pretty dead inside not to be inclined to believe, based on the words of Colbert especially as well as those of others, and the mere fact that, like, EVERYBODY contributed and most…

*le sigh*

Me too. much more than I am of Ryan Adams-era Ryan Adams.

For the 2016/17 season, would be awesome to get an English writer to do, “Why Your Team Sucks - EPL”. I don’t think an American could really do it justice on getting the pulse of the fan bases (especially outside the top 6 or so). It’s the best way to get to a know a club/team when someone is crapping all over it.

You must live in a gated community.

“He’s a player doing his job, he’s not in a position of power to change anything...”

I though Gummo was his best film, for some weird reason. Not a lot going on in it, but less... contrived? ... than Kids. I got the feeling that the folks in Gummo would be doing that even if the camera wasn’t around. But then they probably were/are, right?