Tom Brady beat up his girlfriend, threw her on a pile of ammunition, and threatened to kill her.

Oh wait, no, that’s the guy who will play against the Patriots in Week 5.

This goes out to Tom Brady. Pump It Up. The great Elvis Costello.

“Me too.”

The last time a red box went down that hard was when Dwight Howard couldn’t find a copy of The Little Mermaid.

thank god espn segregates folks with espnboston

Honestly, I like everyone involved in this. It’s not a secret, it’s just something they didn’t blather about to anyone they met.

"Tell me about it." - Mama Cass

a smorgasbord of goblins, witches, and Lovecraftian horrors offering apothecaric concoctions and libations from open containers

Hey Philly ladies. Shady wont play the tip game

Yes, but self-aware enough to realize that calling video games “E-sports” is ridiculous and stupid.

Missed opportunity for the perfect villain.

I liked this movie better when it was an episode of Futurama.

Sandler plays Brenner, a former arcade superstar back in the mid-’80s whose life, predictably, has become a failure

Intellectual slap-fights are the best.

I acknowledge that white people are terrible. However, in my experience, so is every other color of people.

That’s badass.

In what will probably go down as the most effective marketing ploy directed solely at white people since the invention of gourmet mayonnaise...

Costa Rica is the Tottenham of CONCACAF.

Lawson fits in perfectly with the Rockets’s style of play. He runs the floor extremely well, and is a dependable three-point shooter.