You have it backwards, shower *then* bath. That way you’re already clean before you soak.

I own two shirts...

Actually, you do have to read it if the character is of importance to you. This situation is an impossibly important and apt reflection of issues facing society today. It is ok to be racist. It’s not preferable, it’s not what we should teach children, it’s not what we should strive for as a society, but it’s ok. We’re…

Michigan State and Wisconsin both did nicely in the Bowl Games last year.

For his next trick, Billy Hamilton will steal second base while hopping on one foot.

Thabeet used to routinely get his lunch-money taken in college by 6’7 DeJaun Blair. Somehow he still ended up being the #2 pick, the NBA hype machine is a trip.

Kids won’t have recess, and the fight will involve someone trying to take little Starlord’s sugar-free, gluten-free, nonsexed gingerbread figure from him/her (everyone will define their own gender at that point, so it will depend on the day of the week which pronoun to use).

in elementary school, i was a runt. tiny, skinny, and awkward. On top of that we were poor and i didnt have name brand clothes or shoes. One guy, “tim” the cool kid used to constantly pick on me and knock me down and embarrass me. Luckily we went to different middle schools, at which time i hit puberty, and got up to…

you used 50 words when you could have just typed “Millennial”

Nah, take the whole free agency saga in 3 acts and it’s more Sam Shepard with Chris Paul storming out and bringing in the freshly dug up corpse of an infant as DJ...or Blake Griffin?

Holy HIPAA violation Batman! I know in this day and age we expect to have all information available to us at all times, but tweeting someone’s medical records is pretty serious shit (assuming this is legit). God help the person who did that if the metadata in the file can lead back to them and the hospital is probably…

Crap. This answer was supposed to go to jernagaj. Pardon me.

I just don’t understand all this. Why would this woman call Johnson a Polack?

Still not as bad as the blowouts the Marshall Islands have taken.

How is Beyonce not #1 here?

No, you don’t get 2112. it’s about the primacy of the individual, and if you will just wait as I draw breath for the next 90 seconds, I can explain that in an uninterrupted 45-minute monologue.

Meh. Enough with the Gilbert bashing. Yes, he wrote a vindictive and petty letter when LBJ left town (the first time - I’m not convinced LBJ ends his career in Cleveland). Punk move for sure. Of course, the WAY LBJ left, not having the stones to tell his original team of his intentions, instead having a look at me TV…

I’m going to miss LA’s cameos on Portlandia.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.