Damn! Just when I'm all out of aloe.

He faked the resignation just to watch John Oliver drink a Bud Light Lime.

Two days without social media? Has the red cross been brought in?

I fully admit I have class privilege...but I was raised blue collar. Its not like I don’t know what I’m talking about. My family are blue collar democrats. The kind that love unions, and taxing the rich but still would be scared if a black family moved across the street and can’t understand what was wrong with the…

This story is as dumb as any “this chicken nugget looks like Jesus so I’m going to try and sell it for thousands” anecdote.

“Write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday” -Whitlock

Make Goodell mad.

The overlooking of racism from his book is precisely the kind of thing a biographer should not be doing - anyone writing about Cobb should have to grapple with it. The relativism often prevalent in this discussion (“other people were racist too;” “it was the times”) is insidious because it allows people to effectively…

“That fucking back line!”

I forced my daughter to sit on Biz Markie’s lap and do Biz’s beat of the day at Yo Gabba Gabba live. She still hates me for that 5 years later.

Proving once again that horse racing doesn’t have many stars, just a bunch of “glue guys”.

It marks the first Triple Crown in my lifetime, and most likely yours as well.

Peyton Manning.

The yodeling mountain climber game has the best sound effects.

Check his contract.

I’m old school—and back in my day we would’ve found a lake in a drought just so we could drown Colin Cowherd.

Kyrie blew up his leg. Its not going 6.

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

I requested video of an Asian fucking some Premier League players and all I got was 2013-14 Cardiff City highlights.

Man, what a huge bonfire that is going to be...