midwest_elitist
Midwest_Elitist
midwest_elitist

Starring, in alphabetical order, Yodeling Zeke...

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Deadspin’s last two images of Thibs:

Now I want to get out my 1039 cassette, but my tape deck died years ago.

I hate the Eagles, but I’m pretty sure Demarco Murray is black.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

You are a fucking moron

This is like that time on “Saved By The Bell” where they all got fired and replaced by Chris Connelly.

I’m glad Spuds Mackenzie is enjoying his retirement.

"who's disgusting baseball chin is this?"

OK, let him keep his job. Let’s just send him to prison.

Holy shit TUFers are sensitive.

Oh, the precious, insecure MMA fans are getting upset

The average MLB salary is $4.3 million this year. That works out to $3.225 Billion in payroll for 30 teams of 25 players this year. Deduct the $118,500 per player per team that is already taxed for Social Security and you get an extra $3.136ish Billion avaialable to be taxed. At 6.2% that equals an extra $194.5

[Eyes gaze from Pittsburgh to central PA]

Wenger: [enters dressing room]
Team: Oh God! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Wenger: No you idiots! It’s me! This is my puffy coat! I’m not an insect!
Team: Insect?

You don't really understand WWII history do you?

Did he sleep with Skipper’s mom?