So at what point does MLB step in?

Nuggets beating the Celtics in the Finals would make for a great story line. “Ainge Face” could replace “Manning Face” as the premier sports schadenfreude.

One addition- do it relatively quickly.

Hey, if you are Cleveland, and have the chance to sign a modern day Jim Brown, you do it!!

If you thought Mark Cuban was insufferably smug before.....

Ugh. This just seems like added stress.

Alshon-ymous sources? 

“Has anyone ever admitted to having a racist bone in their bodies?”

You’ve never lived in a town where the two choices are Wendy’s and Arby’s.

Boylen is going to get some poor NBA mascot killed. 

Football saw a ratings recovery this year. A course correction (and a new commissioner) will keep pro football viable. MLB attendance just had its worst year in 15 years.

When MLB collapses into bankruptcy in the next 10-20 years, this will serve as a great encapsulation of why.

Hmm....so build a new, generic stadium, just outside of Chicago. Give it plenty of parking for SUV’s and tailgating, and watch the fans from the northern burbs who are afraid to come to the big city flow in.

Maybe my blue state should stop subsidizing your red state?

Just another example of Chicago mascots getting in trouble with the law.

C.O.T.Y.

Yeah, but it plays right into what those that those who buy into the bullshit myth of college football want to hear: 

Conan. 

He asked to view Uranus one too many times......

You have to trick a Mississippi man into saying something racist?