In the greatest of ironies, he is the EXACT type of person that casinos want to bring in.

On the upside, he is TOTALLY going to stuff Stephen Miller in a locker.

This guy has “thumbdick” written all over him.

“overcome tChicago diseases”

The mistake Clay made is that he doesn’t know his target audience.

Don’t worry, he can still become a Supreme Court justice.

Huh. I always thought Hindsight’s career is still going, and is currently 20-20.

But the Clippers would kill—they would trade every player on their roster and several draft picks, and possibly their own children—

Damn, Luol Deng deserved better than to be a punchline for the Great NBA Cap Splurge.

Cute, you have no argument.

Oh, please. Universities are full of people who decry the evil of business....and then do whatever they can do to maximize their own utility.

How is this capitalism’s fault?

Thank God. UVA is an amalgamation of what makes college basketball unwatchable.

Yes- how have I raised a family in the city over the last fifteen years?

If anything, Chriss proved that he will fit right into the league and fan culture when he goes and plays in Greece when his rookie contract is up.

“For cause” = “Parking in Geno’s space one too many times”

“I don’t care how many applications you submit, inmate Sandusky, I am NOT transferring you to Iowa!!”

Yeah, it had nothing to do with graduating from Medill, or doing five years at the Washington Post and a couple more at other papers.....

I think we are being a little too hard on Mark Cuban.

Good to see they are putting all those Olympic and World Cup venues to use.