“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

He simply lacks the vocabulary to describe things. Everything is “perfect” or “beautiful” or “tremendous.”

He does that a lot, too. He uses all sorts of weird superlatives all the time. It’s one of his most obvious tics.

Makes you wonder how describe doing anything else as mundane:

It was the most perfect conversation mankind has ever seen. It was beyond perfect. It Perfectamundo! Perfective! So perfecto! Perfect!!! Did I mention it was perfect? lol

Oh man, Mitt Romney’s brow is gonna be SO FURROWED when he sees this.

Trump’s main strategy (such as it is) to fight the coming battle: don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal.

“Why the hell won’t somebody make that slob take a bath?” asks degenerate covered in decades of his own feces and filth.

Ahh the Internet! only 2 degrees from masturbation no matter where you are!

Reminds me of the Pro-lifers that murder doctors.  Every life is worth saving unless you disagree with me.

Are you really offering to help them masturbate?

Just what kind of help are you offering?

its wild how two people can describe the same thing in the same way, and come to wildly different conclusions: “bitter berries with a bunch of sugar” are delicious 

Biden, he made a lot of bees in Ukraine back in 19 dickety-two folks. We had to say “dickety” cause the illegal immigrants had stolen our word “twenty.” I was building a big beautiful wall to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

You mean the constituents that think Trump didn’t even mention Biden on the Ukraine call? Those constituents?

Note to Liz – A rousing chorus of “Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!” at your next rally might just cause the 3am rage stroke we’re all looking for!

Call me crazy, but I’m starting to get the vague sense that we may not be able to just reach across the aisle and reason with these folks.

Republican slogans;