WHY NOT ORANGE TIC-TACS?

“highlight our desire for a dependable and stable foundation on which to build as we cross the threshold into a new era.”

100% agree that it’s political and I am loving it.

Today’s Politico thinkpiece “Waiting on Obama” focuses on the idea that former President Obama might also be mucking about having a good long think in a cave before emerging to save the 2020 election.

Obama gave eight years of his life in the most thankless job there is and we, the United States voters, chose to reward his legacy by electing a racist clown.

To add a little to Dowd’s point about how Fury Road offers a tiny nugget of hope, it also does a great job describing what feminism really looks like. Furiosa, the Vuvalini, and the rescued women all get their rightful praise for being powerful, interesting characters, but Max is a pretty great male ally. He…

Seriously. Joe’s probably my least favorite Democratic candidate, but selective reporting doesn’t do the others any favors. The complete quote is relevant, and Alford could have used it to support her claim that Biden is unfit to answer questions about violence towards women: he’s struggling to provide an answer by ram…

Chris Matthews would interrupt any fart with his own fart.

It’s one thing to see the misleading NTY’s tweet misquoting him and then firing off angry reactionary tweets, but it’s another to have the full context of his statement and still decide to sit down and write about it and pretend he said something he never said.

This is just another reason why the US needs nationalized, single payer, healthcare. Churches shouldn’t be running hostpitals unless those hospitals are regulated the same as any other hospital and have to offer all of the same services, regardless of religious beliefes, to all patients.  This is pure bullshit.

I can’t wait for Melissa McCarthy reenactment

“I prefer dancers who don’t get cut.”

loling at the President deleting his support for Snippy Spice as soon as he lost. Clearly a man to whom loyalty matters a great deal....

She learned her verbal sparring techniques from Sheldon Cooper.

“Abraham Lincoln was famously, even within his own Cabinet, surrounded by people who were former political adversaries.”

I’m just going to put this here:

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

It’s purposeful, to increase the stigma against sex. If you think it’s going to be painful or your body needs weeks of preparation beforehand you’re going to be more intimidated and more likely to wait for marriage.

was coming down here to say

True fact: Pete actually has an average penis, but he does have a 9 inch tongue and breathes through his ears.

macabre confetti