I’m wandering around the internet lost since Splinter went. 

Yeah it sure seems like the long way around for a lame and not very insulting insult

I assumed she meant it was harder because Megyn Kelly is still alive and has a fan base maybe?

I used to be such a huge fan - I was maybe 13 when 21 Jumpstreet started, and he was my first “grownup” celebrity crush. All these years I had thought he was one of the best Gen X had. But you started hearing enough things about him that it’s all pretty easy to believe.  I was so, so disappointed to have him turn into…

I like the photo here of Kamala Harris because (in the pants shitting scenario) it looks like she is saying “Donald, do you need to go potty? Are you sure? It looks like you need to go potty. Let’s just go to the bathroom and try”.

I will donate to this cause. 

I did not know that (obviously) - thanks for the info/ correction!

Just because your landlord let you be late 10 times doesn’t mean they can’t decide “no more” on the 11th time. I don’t understand what leg she thinks she has to stand on at all?

Speaking as her best friend she doesn’t know about, I blame her for nothing at all, but am really dying to hear what she would have said about him, in a girlfriendy gossipy way.

Hereby, dammit, gotta go commit an honor suicide. 

I mean is this fun for you? I can’t imagine what your stake in this could be. 

I really don’t understand this either - I get why the true believers stay, and the climbers, but he’s clearly just hiding out trying to weather he storm. He could quit and not even have it be a thing. Just “heyyyy it’s been great thanks but I need to spend more time with my family”. I can’t guess what he is getting…

A) Clearly you missed the part about how cool I am according to my mom

Ugggh how does a bitch get out of the greys?  I’m nice and my mom says I’m cool.  

I’m surprised he hasn’t hearby ordered the inquiry to stop. 

They should just be playing, on repeat, that clip of McConnell saying his only job was keeping Obama from re-election. Before and after every single thing any dem says, they should hold up their phone and hit play, and then go on with what they were saying. 

Do you think he chuckles and pats himself on the back every time he types out one of those nicknames?  I do. I bet he even thinks about it later and chuckles again. 

I’m sorry I murdered that guy but you see my friend Rick introduced us to each other so if you really think about it’s Ricks fault.  I never even KNEW that guy til Rick came around with his “introductions”. 

Somehow I already forgot about that one - I swear to shit I laughed for like 10 minutes straight when I heard him say that.   

I’m trying, but it sounds weird. Like how The Eurythmics are actually just Eurythmics but who can say that?