One of them that knows they’re not going to win the nomination should do that like a kamikaze.  Out in a blaze of glory. 

Also how many times has he used the word “perfect” to describe this phone call? That’s weird, right? That’s a weird word to use about a conversation.

I frequently appreciate that I am living through some serious history here, but Christ it’s scarier than I expected.

That’s what I’m masturbating to from now on thanks for the imagery. 

Yeah that little tidbit really deflated me. This country is so fucked. 

Ugh I knooooooow. Why can’t they just pretend that Donald Trump wasn’t really born in America like civilized people. 

You kind of remind me of Mark Wahlberg learning to dance sarcastically in the Other Guys.

Yeah I assume that 12-15ish % above his base pays no attention at all, other than “libertarian good government bad”. I work with many of these smartguys who are busted and broke and can’t catch a break and still think it’s their fault for not working hard enough and the government’s fault for being too big. 

That is the best news I’ve heard in ages. Since I saw Melancholia my dream way to go is via a literal earth- shattering event. That way I won’t miss anything cool after I die.  Nobody will have any parties without me.

I don’t want him to die in office of a stroke or heart attack. A) It will turn him into a martyr. B) His followers will probably think he was assassinated.  C) Both those things.  

I think that is the very exact face I made when I read that line. 

The first person to wear a flag like a cape has my vote

“And doesn’t it actually sound like DISCribing anyway?”

Jesus these guys are coming out of the woodwork!  Presidential harassment!  Witch Hunt!

Apparently the whistleblower is some loser, Heywood Jablomey. Partisan hack, many people are saying. Trump is going to look into it very seriously, and we’ll see what happens. 

I would once, but if it went pretty well I probably would again. 

Whoa this is the first thing I’ve heard that makes me start to believe things might really be happening...

I still haven’t figured out why the senate voted that - I don’t believe they’re deserting the USS Trump just yet. 

If I knew how to gif like the kids are doing, I’d post a *FLAWLESS VICTORY* something or other. That had to feel like a rapier straight into the heart.

Ok but how old IS she