A few years ago a couple you know, some casual acquaintances on the edge of your friend group, broke up. You only keep in occasional contact with them. Suddenly, one of them calls you out of the blue “Hey Dick, it’s Donald, remember Hillary? Well, when we broke up I think she was cheating on me, and I need you to go…

that reminds me, where is that caravan I was assured was going to rape and kill every trump supporter’s family by the end of 2018. fuckers are taking a while to get here.

[Secret Five-Eyes briefing room before Barr shows up]

Doesn’t that mean that the office will just stay open, if the Democrats pull the same stunt the Republicans pulled with Merrick garland? Assuming they have the balls to do so?

A coup would be someone ignoring the processes included in the constitution they pretend to love and inciting followers to violence to protect them. I’m guessing...

Welly, welly, welly, well! Looks like Lothar and Black Walder have shown up to set everybody straight!

My sympathies go out to the members of the Five Eyes IC who had to indulge Barr in his nonsense. Our allies brought the USA evidence of an attack on our election by a hostile foreign nation. Now, the administration is siding with that hostile foreign nation and investigating our allies.

This just tells me he doesn’t think he’ll face any consequences for this.

I have a master’s degree and make $30k at my job with no benefits and you don’t see me complaining like these spoiled brats! Just get two more jobs like the rest of us! 

“Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey,” Trump reportedly said. “Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?”

if only they weren’t paying taxs, they’d have enough money to go back in time and get some education.

Indeed, the connection between the President, the attorney general, and the president’s personal lawyer is just too confusing to figure out. I can’t wait until Trump’s idiot children get implicated, and they’re all like “Whoa, wait a minute, now there are TWO guys named Donald Trump involved?  How do you expect the…

“Do words mean things? Who knows?”

But we can’t call them “lies” and we have to default to “falsehoods” or “mistruths” because decorum or something.

Can confirm.

wow, happy son’s day to me (a son)

* mouth shut, fingers still *

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

I keep re-reading “Soft-as-a-biscuit motherfucker” and you now what?