The snake that ate its tail, and then vomited up its own butt.

I for one find this type of defiance, life affirming and gives me faith in society and people. This lady may not be a whistleblower but she is pointing out the wrongs and letting people know(whether they are interested or not) that things are not working in the way they are supposed to and we expect.

$20 either Don Jr. or Eric goes on Dancing with the Stars.

I’m sure in reality he had some underling order all of his gear online (“I don’t know, just get me the most expensive!”), but I do like imagining the guys working at the sporting equipment store laughing behind his back while they convince him he needs to buy everything in sight.

I’d love to see the President fight Joe Biden. Like, if he gets the nomination, he should propose a celebrity boxing match or something with the proceeds going to a charity of the winner’s choice. Then, every day Biden should remind people that the President is too scared to fight him.

Also, and this is key here, the president has stated the whistleblower should be put to death. This person’s life and liberty is in danger because the NYT were so thirsty for clicks they set aside their journalistic integrity (again).

Seriously. It’s like:

Also, was it even a question? Of course it was the fucking CIA, and since they’re mostly dudes anyway, that’s not even a stretch. Did people seriously think it was a janitor or something?

You understand that the whistleblower followed the legally prescribed and protected internal process for submitting the complaint, right?

The whistleblower is a metaphor.  The whistleblower is Bret Stephens.

Splinter before this week- “Nancy Pelosi needs to start impeachment proceedings, but she never will because she’s in Trump/Putin’s pocket.”

There are some people who drape themselves in the American flag. Sometimes you wish you could just light it on fire with them in it to protest their abuse of the symbol.   Personally, in a time where fascism is a rising threat, I dislike seeing large displays of nationalistic fervor on the people who are supposed to…

You know what would make this whole situation even better? Melania filing for divorce next week so that she can, at least, get her hands on the pre-nup money before the shit comes down. 

OK – I’m calling “Liddle’ not Liddle” as the name for my Was (not Was) tribute band!

Tonight on Fox News: Why an apostrophe is actually a hypen and what else the LIBERAL MEDIA isn’t telling you.

Let’s “I am Spartacus” Wohl!

“Crazy Old Rudy is at it again! He’s done very little (not great) work for my Administration. Only worked with some low level staffers on some minor details. He did okay after 9/11 but hasn’t done much since. Sad.” - Trump in a few days, probably.

Is that you Cornpop!?!

Yeah I’ve seen people saying this is bad for dems cause it hurts Biden. Fuck that! Anything that hurts Biden is great for dems! The most likely way we get 8 years of Trump is fucking Joe Biden being the dem nominee.