As fucking pathetic as this whole thing has been, it does bring a smile to my face thinking about Trump drawing on the map with a sharpie all while saying to himself “Donald you goddamned brilliant stable genius! No one will ever question the authenticity of this!”

The alt-right is the “alt-right” because calling yourself “nazi” or “fascist” is (rightly) placing yourself in bad company. TL;DR: They’re cowards

Pictured: Not at all a man who looks like he would totally molest your children-

If it were me, I would have responded with the original map with “Mississippi” crossed out and “Alabama” misspelled written in Sharpie with the sole line, “no we didn’t.”

No two ways about it...she’s the smartest person on that stage by a country mile.

Honestly, if you’re going to whine so much about me mugging you with this knife, why don’t you just buy some bullets for my gun and this whole process will just go much smoother. God, you fucking liberals.

Also the wettest.

So busy. Amazing he has time to Tweet

Honestly, if he had just initially said after National Weather Service said Alabama wasn’t in the path. “The last projections had Alabama being effected by the Hurricane, but they have changed so don’t worry about it hitting Alabama.” It would have been fine. Making fun of him after would be petty.  But he can’t.  He…

Biden - 2020

This is fine. If there is one person who should be doing the most stressful demanding job in the world, it’s an elderly man who can’t talk for a few minutes without his eyeball exploding.

Steve - I heard that migrants are being shot into the center of the sun.

Better yet, tell him black people and Jewish people don’t drink from toilets because they think it’s beneath them.

Steve, I heard from “The Squad” that migrants are being forced to jump in front of buses.

So tonight the party who claim they don’t want a divisive election, that the people don’t want an election, pushed forward a vote to have an election meanwhile the party who’ve spent more than two years demanding an election, that on Monday said they’d have an election under any circumstances, blocked having an…

You do realize that all the Abrahamic religions pray to the same G-d right? The Jews, Christians and Muslims all report to the same head office.  

Common insult, fairly mild, usually meaning the target is ineffectual, making more noise than action. 

It’s a fairly common (if somewhat homophobic) insult in the UK and in Ireland.

a baby that Sanders kindly asked to “keep that down a little bit” when they were shrieking.