“YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE WE EVOLVED FROM SOME OTHER KIND OF SPECIES? WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DO YOU THINK I AM?

That’s what got me. I mean, it’s not like he wore a tan suit....

Perhaps it’s because I am American but I reacted to that like this.

I’m sure the people of Flint could think of better things to do with even a portion of that money.

Trump had firmly suggested (but didn’t “command”) Pence stay at his private club.

Well, if it’s like other DoD projects then we should look forward to that $3.6 billion taking 10 years to go through the Pentagon’s acquisitions and contracting process before going to a approximately 20-foot cinderblock wall that somehow explodes when it gets wet.

Where else would you get the milk from?

There’s a good chance Mike Pence doesn’t know the PM is gay and sincerely thinks he’s having lunch with the PM and the PM’s “roommate." 

 Moscow Mitch pairs well with Putin’s Bitch.

Ughhhhhh men be typing paragraphs on the internet. Barf.

Maybe it’s because the rest of the news is a constant grind of awfulness, but I kind of love this ongoing slapfight between Actual College Professor and The Living Avatar Of The Dunning-Kruger Effect.

I “C” what “U” did there. “N”ice “T”ry but you aint getting nothing past me.

“What about living without the assault weapons that are killing our children?” co-host Sunny Hostin asked McCain.

McCain then ragged on reporters who report on gun violence and mass shootings but “clearly have never shot a gun”

Primary targets of this effort include “CNN, MSNBC, all broadcast networks, NY Times, Washington Post, BuzzFeed, Huffington Post, and all others that routinely incorporate bias and misinformation in to their coverage.”

Joe Biden did us all a favor by ethering Giuliani with “noun-verb-9/11.” Thanks for your service, Joe, please take your gold watch and Amtrak pass and play with your grandkids.

Exactly!

“It wasn’t like a, ‘you must,’” Short insisted. “It wasn’t like, ‘you have to.’”

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Found Stephen Miller’s gizmodo burner.