Imagine if Obama was doing this. Oh, wait we don’t have to.

Small batch artisanal fucking or GTFO.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on Eric McCormack’s face—forever.

Trump fans love his constant grievances and profound emotional immaturity because they see themselves in him.

Yes sometimes when I pay for coffee they thank me profusely and even go so far as to call me “Sir”. So that totally means baristas, and all cashiers really, have the utmost respect and admiration for helping them out by buying stuff. You should see how kind wait staff is to me always checking up me and asking if I…

Trump Is Full of Shit, Meteorologists Say

We have always been at war with Debra Messing.

DONALD TRUMP NEVER LIES!!

It’s at the bottom of the list of complaints about ISIS but I blame them for sending the show Archer way off track. That was the acronym for their laughably ineffective spy agency. Since the name became associated with a terrorist group they’ve used a bunch of devices to put the same characters in different scenarios…

I work for Starbucks. The touchscreen that we type the name into is REALLY bad. Like, mid-90's tech bad. It’s very possible that the person typing the name in, biffed the spelling from Aziz to something like Iziz. And then the person who is no shit, under a 45 second time-limit start to finish to make the drink,…

He’ll just pop up from time to time to let the kids know that their Dad has been dead this whole time.

Julian Castro is fabulous. But I think he is not anyone’s first choice. I would like the nominee to seriously consider him as the VP though.

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

The most predictable whine I hear from complacent Union brothers and sisters about the latest outrage from the bosses is “they can’t do that!”. Of course “they” can. They have the money which they use to buy their predominantly republican politicians and their captive cops and private security goons.

A disproportionate number of people I grew up with became educators. Some of them are good teachers and some are bad. The only ones who became administrators were the bad teachers. They are now bad administrators.

Westerhout, whom Trump had reportedly taken to calling “my beautiful beauty,” had been with the administration since the president first took office

How far up your own ass do you need to get before you think “free speech” means “I can say whatever I want and you legally have to listen”?

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If she’s only blocking on her personal (unofficial account), then she can block all she wants. They’re not her constituents either. Trump was blocking people on his official government account which he uses for pronouncing his dumbshit, which is subject to record keeping laws. Blocked people weren’t able to see…

“The DemocRATS are plotting to have illegals vote so they can whin the ELECTIONS!!! Then once they’re in power they’ll make sure you have access to health care, clean drinking water, tax the wealthiest 1%, which you’ll never even get close to, protect reproductive rights, hold men accountable for rape, and other…