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Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What

I truly would not put that level of stupid pettiness past Trump, because there’s no other reason to do this.

“(McCain was born in Panama, FYI)“

I said elsewhere that I think this fact is highly relevant to this inexplicably stupid policy shift. 

They’re friggen great!

This is all correct, but I would draw a line at the military and James Mattis being an apples-to-apples comparison to other Donald Trump appointee/grifters. The military is really it’s own branch of government (unfortunately), and the expectation that they would resign as opposed to serve an unfit executive would just

He can’t help himself.  He moves on it like a...

I wonder what was really wrong

I’m never going to side with Trump on virtually anything, but this was such an obvious and completely idiotic screw up by O’Donnell. There is a reason you don’t rush to report something without verifiable sourcing. We’ve been in this hell long enough, and journalists now must understand, that Trump can lie repeatedly

LameStream Media”!!!! LOL!!! Where does he come up with this stuff???!!!1!! He took “mainstream media,” but where “main” would be, he put in “Lame,” which describes what the media is, i.e. LAME because they are bad and dumb LOL! CNN is going to need some aloe vera because they just got INSULTED!!!!!  Declare

Sir, I simply asked if you’d like to renew your library card.

So he will promptly be apologizing and retracting his years of statements claiming Obama was a Muslim born in Kenya and was part of a terrorist organization then I take it?

Just because you want the school shooting in the show to somehow relate to real life and ‘say something’ about school shootings doesn’t mean that would actually make the show better somehow.

“It’s just a lack of courtesy! Sometimes those dogs are barking so loud I can barely hear the nanny weeping as our five year-old, Tabitha, threatens to call ICE on her for leaving the crusts on her peanut butter sandwich.”

(does sad interpretive dance to get Netflix execs sent to a torture dimension) 

If he gets 4 more years, we’re in for a severe world of hurt.  If you think the gloves are off now, wait until he doesn’t have to face re-election along with Senate Republicans covering for him.

Kinda interested to see what the “I need the 2nd ammendment to stand up to the government” crowd is gonna do when the government rolls up to literally steal their land.

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She looks and sounds like a way less fun version of Waylon Flower’s “Madame”. But the puppet analogy remains

“Conway also said Swift is “welcome to her opinion,” but when “Hollywood and singers and all go political” it only backfires. “

Says the person who works for a game show host. 

Good guess.

I respect the fact that you are open to bringing another man into the bedroom. Very open-minded of you.