midsizemarmoset
MidsizeMarmoset
midsizemarmoset

Thanks. I was always someone who played up masculinity for laughs (in very obvious, non-harassing ways) while openly embracing my less stereotypically masculime hobbies (well, attempts; I still can’t crochet). But pink? Not my thing.

Also asking if that's where Wonder Woman lives, and commenting how hot Lynda Carter is. 

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Gene Kelly was the best. Here he is with his first on-screen dance partner, Judy Garland, in For Me and My Gal (1941)

Ew. Why would he think that’s an appropriate way to greet a world leader? A handshake, man! Didn’t you learn anything from your father?

Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

The link doesn’t seem to have a section about sitting on every chair like it’s your toilet.

And if Vlad Putin just happened to show up...well...c’mon....ya can’t be rude and not invite him for dinner, at least.  

Fast forward to the next summit:

It’s all part of the master plan.  He just has to wait it out and climate change will be begging to come to the negotiating table.....

Imagine a corner-hustling drug dealer using a megaphone and a four foot tall neon sign stating “GET YOUR FIX HERE”; no look outs; no ghetto rooster calls; not even bribed cops.

“What if we reverse the Earth’s rotation so the hurricanes go the other direction?”

“We’ll look into it. sir.”

Oh lovely desk dent... You are my only friend, desk dent. You fit my forehead perfectly and more perfectly every time I read a Trump story. Don’t ever leave me desk dent. I don’t think my walls can take it.

She cleaned up and found a new life in New York. She’s best friends with James Van Der Beek.

It also forces Trump to have to campaign on two fronts, and could lose him votes from his nonsupporters. For Democrats, this is a potential win if Walsh prolongs his primary process for as long as possible.

No, no, I believe this is a good thing.  Statistically, incumbent presidents who have primary challengers tend to lose elections.  

Fun fact: “El Camino” is Spanish for “The Camino.”

Oh knock it off, there’s nothing wrong with her body or with a woman wearing Spanx. There is, however, something really weird and inappropriate about her choice of dress in pretty much any and all situations. That dress is not suitable for the fanciest business meeting in the world (which is what i think the G7 is).

I fought the paw (and the paw won).

This is how you know Trump isn’t a racist. Sure, he says racist things. Does them, too. Was sued by the feds for being racist and lost. But could a racist clumsily pander for black votes? I don’t think so.